Can't talk. Writing.
(OK, OK. Today I got my Round Two word for the Tweet Me A Story competition-- "Surprise" and I wrote seven and submitted three stories. Then I reworked a version of the Night essay that I just might not be too embarrassed to send to Creative Nonfiction. We'll see how I feel tomorrow after no hours of sleep! Good NIGHT.)
PPPS.: Since I wrote very little here today, please use your time wisely, and read this: You Should Date An Illiterate Girl
My theory is that literate boys find this funnier than literate girls, for whom the truth of page two stings mightily.